What’s going on here? Where did you stumble upon? Well, you happened to find my little corner of the interweb-a-ma-whatsit. This is where I keep my bloggamathingie.
Let’s get the important stuff out of the way first: I am what you might call a curmudgeon. Maybe even a cantankerous curmudgeon. I don’t like most things in the world. I think Java is absolute shit. I don’t want an iPhone. I won’t buy a paper with Britney Spears on the cover. I consider Pingbacks and trackbacks to be a form of collaborative masturbation. I couldn’t care less about Firefox or Chrome. I’ve never even seen Facebook, and I haven’t got the faintest clue what Twitter is – and I don’t want to have a clue.
That said, I do like beer. And books. And sailing.
In this blog I’m intent on doing just about exactly what everyone else is doing. That is, whining and complaining and boring you to death. But, just to prove the cantankerous (damn I love that word, it just rolls off my tongue like honey and chocolate all rolled into one delicious glob of goo) point, I’m going to quietly slip in some real stuff about programming and computers and IT in general. You see, that’s what I do for living – programming, consulting, that sort of stuff. So I know a thing or two about the subject. But rest assured, those rare nuggets of meaningful content will be full of misaligned attitude and personal opinions.
Oh and the disclaimer: No offence intended, except when actually intended.